Maybe you’ve completely forgotten about NaNoWriMo and now here it comes, crawling from the well whispering ‘seven days’ because you just had to watch that tape, didn’t you, you just had to go out of your way to find a VCR and pop in the tape clearly labeled DO NOT WATCH. This post is for you.
Maybe you have been aware of NaNoWriMo and have been watching it approach with growing yet resigned horror, like the monster that has you trapped in the basement and is taking its sweet-ass time to come and kill you, just to make you suffer more. This post is for you.
Maybe you’ve been planning for months and and have everything neatly organized and have been ready to cheerfully to shout your word count to the heaven for weeks now. With all due respect, bugger off, this post is not for you.